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Are you a Democrat, a Republican or a Southerner?Here is a little test that will help you decide.The answer can be found by posing the following question:You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.What do you do? THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:Democrat’s Answer:What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP?Does the man look poor or oppressed?Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?Could we run away?What about the kids?Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?What does the law say about this situation?Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me?Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted?We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior?I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.This is all so confusing!Republican’s Answer:BANG!Southerner’s Answer:BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click….. (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG!Daughter: ‘Nice grouping, Daddy!’ ‘Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!Son: ‘Can I shoot the next one?!’Wife: ‘You are not taking that to a Taxidermist!
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Pretty funny. I know my stories probably get old but growing up on the Mexican border in the 60s and 70s, I got to experience school shootings and knife fights up close and personal long before they became nationally popular. I was a pretty fair wrestler in high school and figured that would get me out of most scrapes until I went and got old enough that wrestling hurts my body for months afterward. Haha. I also moved to NorCal in 2002 and the politics seemed more unstable to me, so I became a CCW holder a few months before the 2016 election. Unfortunately, I lost all of my weapons in the Camp Fire of 2018. I have replaced enough that I feel safe though. If the boogaloo happens, my eldest son has extra fire power and we can combine force multipliers. His last gig before discharging from the Army was building 6 field prisons in Syria to contain captured ISIS fighters and their screwed up families, so not much phases him. He is actually on alert to deploy wherever needed with the Texas National Guard should unrest arise following the election. My son and wife are also CCW holders, so in the scenario provided there would have been some simultaneous BANGs and the terrorist would take the room temperature challenge before taking his second step. For the record, I received a California ballot even though I am registered in Texas; my sister and brother-in-law received two California ballots each even though they are registered in Nevada and some other friends and family with California ties have received as many as three California ballots. I suspect that the temptation will be too great for the unscrupulous.
"Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead." - Charles Bukowski
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